Sarah Palin is not our mom, but if she were:
1) She'd be dead
2) My name would be Froth Moonshine Palin and Mele's name would be Fire Patriot Palin.
Check out the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator to see what your name would have been.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Happy Dead Mom Day # 17
What we're doing this Happy Dead Mom Day:
Mele is hiking up and down each mountain of the Big Island with my dad, our dead mom's ex-husband. I am going to a barbecue where I will consume plenty of ribs, in honor of my dead mom, who can't eat ribs anymore because she's dead.
In other news, my breast sonogram came back clear. So far, my breasts won't make me dead like our dead mom. When people say, "Wow Laura, your rack is a killer," I say, "You're telling me!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok, you probably don't think it's funny, but if you had a dead mom, it would be funny to you too.
Mele is hiking up and down each mountain of the Big Island with my dad, our dead mom's ex-husband. I am going to a barbecue where I will consume plenty of ribs, in honor of my dead mom, who can't eat ribs anymore because she's dead.
In other news, my breast sonogram came back clear. So far, my breasts won't make me dead like our dead mom. When people say, "Wow Laura, your rack is a killer," I say, "You're telling me!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok, you probably don't think it's funny, but if you had a dead mom, it would be funny to you too.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Things We'll Never Get To Do With Our Dead Mom
1) Submit to Postcards from Yo Momma.
2) Everything else.
2) Everything else.
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