Today is our dead mom's birthday! Just because she's dead, doesn't mean she can't have a party! I bet our dead grandma is pouring her a big glass of bubbly just about now. Aren't they so cute together at their cocktail party in heaven?
Our dead mom's birthday is just one day before mine, so we used to celebrate together. And by together, I mean our dead mom would throw me a big a party and make me a big cake and the whole birthday was all about me. Me, me, me, me, me! Our dead mom taught me a lot of things, but that lesson I really took to heart. Our dead mom's birthday is all about me!
So, in honor of our dead mom's birthday, I'm going to do something really, really nice. . . .for myself.
Love you, dead mom!
