Monday, August 31, 2009

Happy Dead Mom Day #18

This Dead Mom Day, I took a red-eye from a boozy, sunny lazy weekend in Oahu with Mele and my step-sisters (Their mom is still alive). Mele probably spent today working on her thesis paper thingy. Our mom's so dead, Mele's going to have a Masters! Wooo! Also in honor of Dead Mom Day, I'll be flying to Paris tomorrow to shoot the 2010 von Hottie calendar. We don't know if our dead mom would approve of her eldest daughter gallivanting around the world in her bathing suit, but I guess I'll do it anyway, because she's dead and she can't stop me!

Happy Dead Mom Day!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Happy Birthday to our dead mom!

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Today is our dead mom's birthday! Just because she's dead, doesn't mean she can't have a party! I bet our dead grandma is pouring her a big glass of bubbly just about now. Aren't they so cute together at their cocktail party in heaven?

Our dead mom's birthday is just one day before mine, so we used to celebrate together. And by together, I mean our dead mom would throw me a big a party and make me a big cake and the whole birthday was all about me. Me, me, me, me, me! Our dead mom taught me a lot of things, but that lesson I really took to heart. Our dead mom's birthday is all about me!

So, in honor of our dead mom's birthday, I'm going to do something really, really nice. . . .for myself.

Love you, dead mom!